The real reason why Murky-biz supports ESA

By Helen Ang

Junior Poly-burrito councillor Murky-biz, incidentally son to Oilwell’s longest-serving Adder, Mahasneer the Great, said: “The people cannot really see the benefits from ESA but if we realise that we are able to send our children to school and shop safely, then we can see that all of these are from a government policy to provide protection to the people.”

Like Murky-biz claimed, the most important thing in life to an Oilwellian was shopping, especially for groceries because there never was such a people as food-obsessed as Oilwellians.