Er, Anwar should not be behind Azmin?

The Malaysian Insider popped a cracker of a headline today, Anwar should be above Wan Azizah, says PKR Wanita.

What headline would you give the story if you were sitting at the copyeditor’s desk?

UPDATE (Nov 27): Here’s an attention grabbing headline from FMT,

Wan Azizah: Anwar is God’s gift to Malaysians

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Below is a selection of real-life show stoppers:

· Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

· Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

· 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves

· Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

· Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

· Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant (Newspaper in town of Big Ugly, Wyoming, US)

· Blind Bishop Appointed to See

· Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack

· Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

· Deer Kill 17,328 (Damn it, who keeps selling guns to those deer?)

· Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

· Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax (First it’s the deer, now it’s the cows. Disarm those cows now!)

· Eye Drops off Shelf

· Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin

· Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (from the Providence Journal) (They grow ‘em big in Providence.)

· Include your Children When Baking Cookies

· Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

· Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

· Kids Make Nutritious Snacks (Yum! Eat those kids, and reduce the population.)

· Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

· Lack of brains hinders research

· Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty

· Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty (Is he suggesting adding torture and quartering to it?)

· Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

· Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

· Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper nor Body Found

· Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

· Miners Refuse to Work After Death

· Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

· Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

· Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

· Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

· Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

· Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

· Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

· Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan (Those bodies, always complaining…)

· Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

· Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (In the cemetery? Weren’t they already dead?)

· War Dims Hope for Peace

· Woman Improving After Fatal Crash

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