Who kidnapped the Loch Ness monster?

Mossad did it. Yup, the Jews are responsible for kidnapping Nessie. They’re responsible for e-v-e-r-y-thing…

To give you a backward chronology of the Egyptian shark attack that was allegedly Jews and not Jaws (?!), see the BBC report,  ‘Shark attacks not linked to Mossad says Israel‘:

“Israel has dismissed Egyptian claims that a series of shark attacks in the Red Sea could have been the result of a plot carried out by its foreign intelligence agency, Mossad.

The reports – apparently quoting the South Sinai governor – have been picked up by the Israeli media.

An elderly woman was killed by a shark in the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday.

Several other swimmers have been mauled in the past week.

Conspiracy theories are always popular in the Middle East, with unlikely suggestions often made that troubles in Arab countries could be caused by Mossad agents.”

‘International Zionist conspiracy’ is needless to say a phrase familiar to Malaysians. Not only us but in other parts of the world too, and not necessarily Arab countries.

A few days before the clarification in BBC, the Scotsman had sensationalized the story. Honest Reporting took to task the paper for throwing “all journalistic credibility and professionalism out of the window with a sensationalist headline and story”.

Honest Reporting said the Scotsman had butchered an original piece from Reuters, deliberately changing the headline and cherry-picking the contents to turn it into a story about the Mossad rather than the shark attack itself”.

Guess who else is Mossad-obsessed and inexplicably drags in Mossad for blame?

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Translated transcript:

2: 34 — “This Utusan Malaysia is like Shit Bet you know, like Mossad. It acts like Shin Bet and Mossad to kill, to defame, to character assassinate someone without proof. This Shit Bet Malaysia, this Mossad Malaysia, this Utusan-Shin Bet or Utusan-Mossad is printing a libel and a fraud without any basis.”

4: 28 — “But for Utusan Malaysia to try to link a cruel murder with political issues, I feel is very immoral, and as I said earlier it wants to character assassinate someone not unlike Shin Bet and Mossad Israel wanting to kill Palestinians. So now Utusan Malaysia is like Shin Bet and Mossad using unfounded issues to character assassinate someone.”

6: 20 — “This is why what was said by Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz is certainly true. This Utusan Malaysia is truly jahat lah. I feel they are even worse than that, (they’re) like Shin Bet and Mossad Israel in only wanting to kill people. … And I feel this is what is being played by Utusan Malaysia, not only jahat but using Shin Bet and Mossad Israel tactics to instill hatred among Malaysians. Utusan Malaysia is really dangerous.”

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3 Responses to “Who kidnapped the Loch Ness monster?”
  1. Tourists die and Egypt can’t think of anything better than to jump to anti-Israeli reflexes: http://andreasmoser.wordpress.com/2010/12/11/it-was-the-mossad-1/

  2. Maz says:

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2638292/posts

    Of course, as much they would want to get back at the Russians
    and Ukranians for all the pogroms in the 19th Century,
    one would think the Zionists were smart enough
    to train sharks to eat the Arab tourists instead ?

  3. Maz says:

    Mossad sends Zionist sharks to attack innocent Egyptians

    First came the Zionist squirrels, the Zionist pigeons, and the Zionist rats, and now this. Conspiracy Paranoia Update: “Egypt puzzled after string of Red Sea shark attacks,” by Mohamed Zaki for Reuters, December 6 (thanks to all who sent this in):

    SHARM EL-SHEIKH (Reuters) – Shark attacks on tourists in the Red Sea have triggered a flurry of speculation as to what could have caused them, with suggestions ranging from overfishing to an Israeli plot to harm Egyptian tourism.

    The body of a 70-year-old German woman washed up on the shore at Egypt’s Sharm el-Sheikh on the Red Sea after an attack Sunday. Officials said the shark had taken a chunk out of her right thigh and bitten through her right elbow.

    Egypt had just lifted a ban on swimming in parts of the area imposed after three Russians and a Ukrainian were injured in shark attacks last week.

    The government has invited international experts to help locate the killer shark but officials were at loss as to what could have caused its behaviour.

    “There is not one reason that will be ignored. We are seeking any reason that causes a change in shark behaviour,” Ahmed el-Edkawi, assistant secretary for the South Sinai region, told Reuters.

    Some said sharks had been drawn to shallow waters after cattle being shipped in for last month’s Islamic feast of the sacrifice, or Eid al-Adha, had died and were thrown overboard.

    Others suggested it could have been part of a secret plot by Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency.

    “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,” South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by state news site egynews.net….

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    I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEAD GERMAN WOMAN-SO THE RUMOR MUST BE TRUE ! SOMEHOW
    ALL THE RIGHTEOUS DANISH AND ITALIAN TOURISTS WERE SPARED…..

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